one track mind
July 5th, 2009

one track mind

i honestly never intended for cow and buffalo to be standing there talking to evil pig in prison for sooo long. and really, it should never have taken them this long to figure out they could just go to his house (or lair!) and use one of his teleporters anyhow. if only evil pig realized what he has with him, he could beat them there. let this be a lesson to you, kids. even as the third smartest animals on the planet, pigs are dumb.

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  1. Keath

    I guess … I sorta like Cow’s idea better, especially if Pig has some Famous Amos Chocolate Chip cookies at home. Mmm, Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookies :D

  2. Pyromaniac Zack

    Or Snickerdoodles. Those are good too.

    I still don’t see how Pig is smart enough to build a teleporter and still doesn’t realize that he has one that will get him out of prison. Oh well, too bad for him.

  3. Andrew

    Haha, nice Mike. Would have been better if I was in it this week, but you need to leave some room for improvement from time to time.

    Zack, I have never been imprisoned, but I am pretty sure they make you check your teleporters at the door. ;)

    Zach has made me realize something, I don’t know many random facts about going to prison! So, for those who listen… typically when you go to prison they only keep your belongings for a certain period of time. They do give you two options: 1) pay to have your items mailed to a family member, or 2) let your stuff be destroyed. Now, this only goes for items you have on you at the time of your arrest, so say your teleporter was at home when you were arrested, then granted you are still making your mortgage payments, it should still be at home when you get out. :)

  4. Pyromaniac Zack

    Like I said earlier, the batteries in the teleporter Pig was holding must be dead.

    Anyways when Pig gets home (or IF he gets home), he will probably find that all his cookies (and likely his milk, too) will be gone, and one of his teleporters will have mysteriously disappeared.

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